Birds explode!

Today on my way into work this morning I saw a bird explode!

I was driving behind some dumb whore in a Lexus SUV, and I saw a bird swoop in from the sky and nail it in the windshield!
The bird exploded in a huge spray of feathers, similar to when Randy Johnson drilled a bird with a 96 MPH fastball back in the day.
It was awesome! The dumb bitch in the car, after realizing what happened, swerved about 5 seconds after the impact, then moved like 8 MPH until we made it to the next intersection. At the stoplight, the dim-witted sack of ovaries used about half of her tank of window washer fluid trying to get bird parts off her car, but all that did was make all the little feathers stick all up in her shit. I was yelling at the time out the window how fucking awesome that was, but I dont think she heard me.