Saturday, February 3, 2007

Drew Barrymore sucks

I hate Drew Barrymore. She has done everything in her power to ruin my life.
She sucks:
  1. Why are you in every stupid fucking movie that ever comes out?
  2. Why do you hold so much power over my girlfriend? You make shitty movies that make her drool and make me barf.
  3. You're ugly and 48 years old.
  4. You're pale white and your face looks like a foot.
  5. "Gary, take me to see that new shitty movie starring that fucking shit actress that you hate."- Shelby
  6. You were almost kinda hot when i was in like 1st grade. eww.
  7. Riding in cars with boys. WTF?
  8. Oh my god, how could you hate Ever After. How about, it sucks?
  9. Ok, how about this one. Adam Sandler is like, a millionaire, but can't get his money unless, he like, marries drew barrymore before he turns into a stapler, or something.
  10. You have balls.
Good night.

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