Professional Bio

During this concepting phase of a game, the dev team usually puts together documents outlining the team's strength's and weaknesses, and each team members bio. Most are lengthy, listing all their game creds, degrees, yadda yadda yadda. Here's the one my boss wrote for me:

Gary - Associate Producer
Gary holds a B.S. in Marketing from Bentley College. He joined the team in 2005 and despite his flagrant sense of humor he served with distinction on **** (2006) and various projects in development. Gary drinks tea from a gourd and harbors a fondness for stuffed squirrels.

Clearly I'm a rising star, such that my drinking habits and enjoyment of taxidermied mammals concludes my professional biography.