Monday, February 12, 2007

Of Prostitutes and Business Cards

In Vegas, everywhere you go there are people handing out little cards advertising "strippers" that will come to your hotel within 20 minutes for 38-79$. What is great is that you can walk around all night just collecting these little gems and put together a nice little deck of cards. What can you do with these things? Everything!

You can hide them in peoples drawers in their kitchen, put them in their luggage so when they go through security at the airport the people find little pictures of naked hookers all over your stuff. You can blanket your friends bed with them when hes on the way home with his girlfriend.

Some more ideas:
  • Put them in books at the library
  • Go to the Baby Gap and put them in the pockets of the overalls
  • Swap them out with someones real business cards
  • Put them in the sandwiches next time your office orders lunch for everyone
  • Inside pizza boxes!
  • Go to a funeral and mix them in with the prayer cards (waiting to be struck by lightning after typing that...)
  • Borrow someones wallet and put one next to all his credit cards and license.
  • Stick one inside all the plastic bags at a grocery store.
Thats all I can really think of.
Right now I have a stack of about 300 just waiting to be used.

2 comments:

Jenn_and_Gabe said...

clever. you could also wallpaper your room, so that you'd never be lonely.

Jenn_and_Gabe said...

for the record, this blog is dated. myspace has the current one.