It wasn't me, I swear

Twenty year old college sophomore John Harrison suffered a terrible shock over the weekend when he discovered that his long-time cyber girlfriend was actually a male in disguise. His girlfriend, who plays under the guise of Chelxai a night elf priest on the Emerald Dream roleplaying-PvP server in World of Warcraft, couldn't be reached for comment as of press time.

http://www.dailygaming.net/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=8

"early reports indicate that Harrison wasn't aware of the massive wang his girlfriend sported at any time during the courtship."

Ah, stories like these bring me back.

Come back with my dog, monkey

That is all.

RED RED WINE - (LIVE)

I was perusing YouTube on a typical monday evening after 3 Irish car bombs and a few beers, and after typing in "Redhead making out" into the search field, I came across this video. Instead of watchin a flame headed ho' making out with another chick, I enjoyed a nice Live performance of UB40. Such luck!

Go fuck a goat!

For those of you who have beentold repeatedly to "go fuck a goat".

Take that!

Turtle Power

I can't recall how many quarters I pumped into this damn game (or it's clone, the Simpsons arcade game). The bowling alley had both at some point.

I miss games that were this simple and pleasing. Fortunatley, this TMNT is now up on Xbox Live Arcade. Dan and I got to play it a month back (it was posted on the Dev network).

PS check out April's hot tits. (Yellow sideboob).

Cafeeeeeine

How much buzz is in your cola? See below.
Interesting info, especially when my office stocks like half of these things, and dorks love soda.



mg in a 12-ounce beverage

80- Red Bull (8.2 oz)
71.2- Jolt
55.5- Pepsi One
55- Mountain Dew
55- Mountain Dew Code Red
55- Diet Mountain Dew
54- Kick Citrus
52.8- Mellow Yellow
51- Surge
46.8- Tab
45.6- Diet Coke
44.4- Shasta Cola
44.4- Shasta Cherry Cola
44.4- Shasta Diet Cola
43- RC Cola
43- Diet RC
41- Dr. Pepper
41- Diet Dr. Pepper
41- Diet Sunkist Orange
40- Mr. Pibb
40- Sugar-Free Mr. Pibb
40- Red Flash
40- Sunkist Orange
40- Slim-Fast Cappuccino Delight Shake
39- Ruby Red
38- Storm
38- Big Red
37.5- Pepsi-Cola
37.5- Pepsi Twist
37.5- Diet Pepsi Jizz
36- Diet Pepsi
38- Wild Cherry Pepsi
36- Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi
36- Diet Pepsi Twist
36- Aspen
34- Coca-Cola Classic
34- Cherry Coke
34- Lemon Coke
34- Vanilla Coke
34- Diet Cherry Coke
31.5- Snapple Flavored Teas
30- Canada Dry Cola
29- A&W Creme Soda
26.5- Nestea Sweet Iced Tea
26- Nestea Unsweetened Iced Tea
23- Barq's Root Beer
22- A&W Diet Creme Soda
20- Slim-Fast Chocolate Flavors
12- Snapple Sweet Tea
9- Lipton Brisk, All Varieties
1.2- Canada Dry Diet Cola
0- Diet Rite Cola
0- Sprite
0- 7-Up
0- Mug Root Beer
0- Diet Barq's Root Beer
0- Sundrop Orange
0- Minute Maid Orange
0- A&W Root Beer
0- Slice
0- Sierra Mist
0- Fresca


Other Beverages

milligrams 8-ounce Beverage

115-175- Coffee, Drip
80-135 - Coffee, Brewed
100- Coffee, Espresso (2 ounces)
65-100- Coffee, Instant
47- Tea, iced
60- Tea, brewed, imported brands (avg.)
40- Tea, brewed, U.S. brands (avg.)
30- Tea, instant
15- Tea, green
14- Hot cocoa
4-Mar Coffee, Decaf, brewed
3-Feb Coffee, Decaf, instant

SOURCES: National Soft Drink Association, US Food and Drug Administration, Bunker and McWilliams, Pepsi, Slim-Fast.

David Hasselhoff - Du

This song makes me wet.

Perverted Justice! and online whoring

Watched NBC Dateline "to catch a predator" and it was very entertaining.

Premise: Dudes go online pretending to be 14 year old girls (o rly?) and chat it up with pederasses. The conversations are classic, such as "Oh baby i want to lay you out and **** the **** out of your **** while licking the **** from your **** then taking a **** on your ****." The guys would then send pictures of their wangs.

I find it hilarious that some old guy really thinks a cute little 14 year old girl is interested in them. And skanky enough to talk about ****ing their *****. I supposed i'm not suprised that people are this gullible, though. When I used to play WoW and Guild Wars, I always played a female character and fucked with horny dork's heads all the time, similar to what the cops to do pervs.

So in my own online endeavors, my character names varied, and always included some sort of perverted connotation. Such as "Hootie", "Phellashus", "Areola WideShaft" etc... I was usually a sexy elf or a big tittied mage or something.

Within a few days, I'd always have someone tell me "hey, ur hot" and "r u a real girl in rl?" to which I would reply "lol of course hehe".

My story was usually similar: 18 years old, college freshman. boobie size 32B (since i was always asked). I live in a dorm with my roommate who is bisexual. I recently broke up with my bf and have just been enjoying my freedom. I have long blonde hair and like to give my roommate back rubs before i go to bed. I am hot.

Constants: They all asked for my AIM/ICQ. They all gave me loads of free stuff in the game. They all wondered if I'd ever consider having an online boyfriend. They all invited me into their own guilds. "Do u evr get h0rny?" When I was around other guys, they'd make sure to PM me asking "is he bothering you?".

I wound up having multiple sugar daddies. It is really quite lucrative and adds greatly to the role playing experience.

Because we all know that real life sugar daddies take good care of their girlfriends (cough*WHORES).