Monday, March 26, 2007

It wasn't me, I swear

Twenty year old college sophomore John Harrison suffered a terrible shock over the weekend when he discovered that his long-time cyber girlfriend was actually a male in disguise. His girlfriend, who plays under the guise of Chelxai a night elf priest on the Emerald Dream roleplaying-PvP server in World of Warcraft, couldn't be reached for comment as of press time.

http://www.dailygaming.net/index.php?name=News&file=article&sid=8

"early reports indicate that Harrison wasn't aware of the massive wang his girlfriend sported at any time during the courtship."

Ah, stories like these bring me back.

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