Watched NBC Dateline "to catch a predator" and it was very entertaining.
Premise: Dudes go online pretending to be 14 year old girls (o rly?) and chat it up with pederasses. The conversations are classic, such as "Oh baby i want to lay you out and **** the **** out of your **** while licking the **** from your **** then taking a **** on your ****." The guys would then send pictures of their wangs.
I find it hilarious that some old guy really thinks a cute little 14 year old girl is interested in them. And skanky enough to talk about ****ing their *****. I supposed i'm not suprised that people are this gullible, though. When I used to play WoW and Guild Wars, I always played a female character and fucked with horny dork's heads all the time, similar to what the cops to do pervs.
So in my own online endeavors, my character names varied, and always included some sort of perverted connotation. Such as "Hootie", "Phellashus", "Areola WideShaft" etc... I was usually a sexy elf or a big tittied mage or something.
Within a few days, I'd always have someone tell me "hey, ur hot" and "r u a real girl in rl?" to which I would reply "lol of course hehe".
My story was usually similar: 18 years old, college freshman. boobie size 32B (since i was always asked). I live in a dorm with my roommate who is bisexual. I recently broke up with my bf and have just been enjoying my freedom. I have long blonde hair and like to give my roommate back rubs before i go to bed. I am hot.
Constants: They all asked for my AIM/ICQ. They all gave me loads of free stuff in the game. They all wondered if I'd ever consider having an online boyfriend. They all invited me into their own guilds. "Do u evr get h0rny?" When I was around other guys, they'd make sure to PM me asking "is he bothering you?".
I wound up having multiple sugar daddies. It is really quite lucrative and adds greatly to the role playing experience.
Because we all know that real life sugar daddies take good care of their girlfriends (cough*WHORES).
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This blog made me lol, for the realz. During my brief south-park-inspired WoW stint, I managed to rack up a healthy collection of sugar daddies.
Only I am a girl, and although I don't have long blonde hair, I do enjoy backrubs from my roommate. I EARNED those fancy weapons and armor kits!
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